Ever notice how it's the little things in life that amuse us so much? More to the point, ever notice how it's the silly little idiocies in life that amuse us more than anything else? Well, this is not as much ''the little blog that could'' as it is ''the blog that enjoys going up the down escalator in your local mall.'' Will it have anything of real importance? No, probably not. But enjoy the ride never the less!

 

This title would admittedly work better and sound quirkier if my name was in fact Marguret. But that would subsequently mean one of two possible things: my parents were on some sort of drug when they named me (ah, to be a Dweezil!), or Mel's a lesbian.

In any case, at the very least the weather hasn't been as sit-in your-own-puddle-of-sweat as it was last week. A very happy thing in my mind. And while not a lot of anything has been done, I've been enjoying myself.

Mel on the other hand will be either killing the people doing to alterations to her bridesmaid's dress for my sister's wedding, or else letting the mother-in-law of the bride do the killing for her. Long story short, the place the bridal store recommended would be better off if it was rendered a large, empty crater. Today gets to see a couple of irate bridesmaids potentially calling in the scariest thing imaginable: Mrs. Kivenan, the mother-in-law, who loves my sister to pieces and by all descriptions, if she's unleashed on the tailors doing (and more to the point, not doing or doing half-assed) the alterations for Mel's dress, her wrath will resemble that scene in Raiders where the Ark of the Covenant is opened at the end.

I'm sure an update of bloody retribution and a karmic "fuck you" will come along in a day or two. In the meantime...

Today's Lesson: happy late night reading comes at a cost. Namely wishing your alarm clock would melt the next morning as it starts beeping at you.
posted by Phillip at 5:41 AM